Replica Grocery Store Diploma

So you made some mistakes in life. You never achieved the level of excellence in grocery store checking that you always though you would. So what? Perry Caravello is kindly sharing his infamous achievement with all of you. Now when your hair-dresser comes over to your junior one bedroom apartment to dye the grays away, she'll see this stunning framed diploma, printed on thick matte paper, adorning your wall. She will know not to expect a tip because being in your presence is more valuable than a meaningless pocket full of cash.

• Ayous wood .75″ (1.9 cm) thick frame from renewable forests
• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)
• Paper weight: 189 g/m²
• Lightweight
• Acrylite front protector
• Hanging hardware included
• Blank product components in the US sourced from Japan and the US
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from Japan and Latvia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, and means your products do not spend any time in Perry's disgusting apartment.